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Aap kitne aachhe ho....
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aap kitne aachhe ho....aap kitne pyare ho....
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aap kitne aachhe ho....aap kitne pyare ho....aap kitne sundar ho...aap kitne saache ho...
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aur ek hum hai ki jhoot pe jhoot bole hi ja rahe hai !!!
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Teenager bachon ki chinta tab satane lage,Teenager bachon ki chinta tab satane lage
Jab munni hothon pe lipstick lagane lage,aur munna hothon se lipstick hatane lage
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Use pane ki koi aas nahi haiaudience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai....
Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi haiVajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
audience : wah wah...
Use pane ki koi aas nahi haiVajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai..............
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Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,Kash mere dard ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
audience : ghahere jakhm lagte hai
Kash mere dard ki tujhe aise saja mile,Kash mere dard ki tujhe aesi saja mile,
Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU,Aur kanhi karne ki jagah na mile
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Book khulti hai...exam ka sama hota hai.Aise mausam me hi to dimag kharab hota hai.Dimag ki baate paper par nahi ati..ye fasana to MARKSHEET par baya hota hai !!!
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Agra ka Tajmahal,delhi ka kutubminar dekha haiKuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalatKasam khuda ki,Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
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Taarif k kaabil hum kaha,charcha to aapki chalti hai,Sab kuch hai aap k paas,Bus 2 seeng aur 1 pooch ki kami khalti hai.
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tuje kya pata gum kise kahete hai?are tuje kya pata gum kise kahete hai?are tuje kya pata gum kise kahete hai?tune to celotape ko hi use kiya hai.
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upar wale ne jub tuje banaya hoga,ek surur sa uske dil mein chhaya hoga,pehle to socha jannat main rakhlu,baad main usse circus ka khayal aaya hoga.
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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.
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Tumhare liye main chand taare tod du,Honda city,opel,mecedez tak chod du,Darling itna kaafi hai ya,do char jhuth aur bole du!!
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Woh Aayi Main AayaWoh Baith Gayi Main Bhi Baitha GayaPar Woh Hasi Toh Main Bhag Gaya
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koi gam nahi,phir bhi mann udas hai,koi rasta nahi,phir bhi ek aas hai,kehne ko hai bahut apne,par tu hi 1 khaas hai,Zyada senti mat ho,ye sab bakwas hai! Wah wah!
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wo to aaj bhi hume dekh ke muskurate hai,wo to aaj bhi hume dekh ke muskurate hai,ye to unke bacche hi kamine hai jo mama-mama bulate hai.
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Dark were those days, without your sight.When I was in darkness, you gave me light.You gave me strength 2 make life bright.Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT
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dil do kisi ek ko,kisi nek ko,jo smajhe ishq ki nazakat ko,jab tak saccha dildar na mile,try karte raho har ek ko.